Branson – His Last Great Adventure.

Virgin. No, I’m not referring to any previous partners here, I’m talking about the global, bloated creature that spans this planet of ours. It’s the High Priest, residing toothily over his domain: Richard Branson. Yes, Gentle Readers, this self-embracing hippie mogul has announced yet another spiffing wheeze in order to entertain us, his minions. There was much rejoicing in Britain on the 26 May, as Branson announced plans to blast himself into space. Said rejoicing has now ended, however, as the arsehole is also planning on coming back. For any decent, sentient being, this is not good news. No street … Continue reading Branson – His Last Great Adventure.

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Support Your Local Terrorist…

Ah, the patriotism, the love of the ‘homeland’. In many instances, some would consider such sentiments admirable. Unfortunately, such sentiments are misplaced by ill-formed, naive and downright deluded people who exit these shores in order to ‘fight for the cause’ in the Middle East alongside the pernicious scum known as ISIS. If you’re lucky enough to survive your little soiree’ into combat, where bullets don’t bounce off a la Hollywood, and catching an incoming mortar shell is generally considered to be disadvantageous to ones’ health, some want to come home to Mummy and the welcoming arms of British society. Really? … Continue reading Support Your Local Terrorist…

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“I gave you one job…”

“I gave you one job…”. The subject of thousands of memes, palming posts, the works. But they happen. And it turned out lots of people have work-related disasters to get off their chest. See if you can relate to any of these little mishaps that I’ve encountered via friends (mostly drunken) who may recognise themselves here… One accidentally sent a mass email to my old company’s thousands of clients that, instead of ending with ‘Kind Regards’, ended with ‘Kind Retards’. Strangely, he ceased working for the firm shortly thereafter. Even though he was probably correct. Running two coffee jugs of cleaning acid through … Continue reading “I gave you one job…”

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